The Littlest Hobo Intro

Until tomorrow I'll just came moving on, do you remember this . Deadly

Dicky Millan

Yes it's true, Dicky is the real Dog Whisperer. As a child Dicky would hang out with the monks in Collon and this is where he first came across Collon animal shelter and his love for the dog.
Mastering his skills took an extensive training regeme which the monks in collon helped a great deal. Dicky was amazed at the monks code of silence and this gave Dicky a sensory overload. Dicky began to study the Koran,The Kamasutra,The littlest Hobo and Lassie and this is how he became the Dog Whisperer we all know. Thats where Dickys famous phrase came from "If the monks can do it, I can"
Dicky took his skills to L.A and the rest is history.
You Go Dicky !!!

Sean Muldoon & Niall Mahony Dance Off

Ah god bless them. Dance Dance Revolution, more like Dance Dance Pollution. In the video we see Sean Muldoon, he is the ham to the right, the owner of "The Bailey", a bar in Ardee, Sean has the best chicken curry and chips around. A fine pub and restaurant. I assure you no gay dancing goes on idin. If in Ardee, head to "The Bailey" a lovely place where men are men and sheep agus young cows are afraid...Dont forget your wellies, sure your have to hold them still some way. !!

Ray McNiece John Nevin and other local Ardee musicians Ardee Festival 2009

Now here ya have it, local leg ends Ray McNiece, John Nevin and some savage horses performing some legendary trad music outside " The Dag " on the main strip of Ardee, some call it the "boulevard of broken dreams", I call it home...actually nobody calls it "the boulevard of broken dreams" because Ardee is deadly...Lick me cock yis Navan hoers. "Drive Ardee Drive"

Silversun Pickups- Lazy Eye

The fantastic Silversun Pickups perform Lazy Eye acoustic... Enjoy

I took my grandad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is
84).We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,
orange, and blue. My grandad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my grandad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were
my son.'

Whale - Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe

It's hard to believe this song is fifteen years old, a one hit wonder but it brings back fond memories of baby sitting and getting drunk, sure the two go hand in hand.

Keith Richards - Cocaine Blues

This is Keith's cover of the classic blues-song originally written and recorded by Luke Jordan back in 1927.

Beyonce ( Ron ) Knowles

What did Beyonce Knowles say to the little girl when she lost her balloon.......................
"If you liked it then you should have put a string on it"

Meet the Super Cow

If Arnold Swarchenegger was an Irish farmer this beast would surely be a member of his herd, with his bulging quads and blazing ballistic balls this bull would be second to none above in the far field beyont. Go on with your big balls.

Crazy Cow

Its a pity the cow didn't scrunch her voice box, the annoying rat ! wwwwaaaaa your hole. Go on the cows !!!!

My Morning Jacket - Benicassim 08 "Off The Record"

The Louisville, Kentucky USA-based psychedelic Alternative-Rock outfit My Morning Jacket was originally formed in 1998 by singer+guitarist & songwriter Jim James, guitarist Johnny Quaid, bassist Two-Tone Tommy and drummer J. Glenn. Grand lads with lovely beards. Go on ya hairy whores !

The Velvet Underground - Rock & Roll

The Velvet Underground never sold many records, but, as many have said, it seems like every one of the group's fans went out and started a band. While The Velvet Underground's songs were constructed on the same three chords and 4/4 beat employed by most late-'60s rockers, the Velvets were unique in their intentional crudity, in their sense of beauty in ugliness, and in their lyrics.
The Velvets then took on Steve Sesnick as their manager and as a result the band split up because Lou Reed was having arguments with Sesnick.

President Obama Calls Kanye west a jackass

This is a real sound bite of Obama calling Kanye West a jackass. Oh yes he is a jackass Mr president, oh yes he is. A real shithead.

Inspector Gadget On The Bottles

The beer bottle drummer in front of Paddy's Market in Sydney.

Glenn Mercer....The Feelies...Crazy Rhythms/Crazy Feelies

Glenn Mercer is the lead singer/guitarist/composer of the recently reunited influential, Hoboken-based, alternative band, THE FEELIES
. Their debut album, Crazy Rhythms, was voted 49 in the top 100 albums of the 80s by Rolling Stone magazine and chosen by Spin Magazine as 49 of the best Alternative records of all time.

Bob The Builder

What do you call Bob The Builder since the recession..Bob.

Ardee Super Value Space station

Recently on my return to Ardee Co Louth I was warned about all the changes I was to see in the past ten years. I must admit that I was blown away by the bypass and some of the lovely restaurants but the biggest thing that blew my mind was Paul Lanneys Super Value Space station. The state-of-the-art 2670 sqm spacestaion store is a flagship for the Musgrave Group's new concept spaceship store roll-out. The move completes the first phase of an ambitious plan to develop a 10,460 sqm shopping centre space station scheme in the heart of Ardee.

The promoters of the development are Escadia Ltd, headed by Paul and Margaret Lanney, who have successfully operated the SuperValu Space Space station on Market Street, Ardee for over 20 years. Speaking to Paul Lanney he has said that "the space station has brought mucho De Nero's to The Flamboyant town of Ardee and that he hopes to attract even more spacers to the town". "Ardee is a savage spot sez Lanney" and he is thankful that he could donate a load of bread and freshly made apple sauce to the "Fattening Of The Pig" benefit for MS Ireland" The annual Fundraiser which will be held in The Bailey Ardee every year. Go On Paul Ya whore ya and keep the spacers coming..... Hell knows Ardee needs them

Hasidic Judaism

Random Jewish man I snapped in the city. Just like "Doug The Head" from Snatch. Kinda!! Doug the head from Snatch also known as Frank from Eastenders. In Eastenders Frank has come back from Spain and is rebuilding his life in Somerset. He starts out by selling motors, but branches out by buying a seedy club - Frank's Empire Club. One of Dougs most memerble lines in Snatch was " Well it's not a free shop, is it? So fuck off!"

Lightening

A picture of a lightening bolt which I took from Micks apartment a few weeks ago.

Ellen The Degenerate

Ellen The Degenerate is going to be the new judge on Idol. I think its a bit of a media thing to be honest. The ratings dropped so they decided, lets boot the stupid one and bring in a new judge and mix it up with some guest judges along the way including Posh Spice who I believe was supposed to be as dry as a nuns fanny. I guess we will see in a few months.

The Black Keys-Rubber Factory- Act Nice and Gentl

Guitarist-vocalist Dan Auerbach and drummer Patrick Carney are The Black Keys.
One of my favorite songs "Act Nice And Gentle" is a soulful trip from the bands home town of Ohio to the southern laid back swamps of the Mississippi. Similar in soul to a spin from the long womans grave all the way to Bettystown.

"you don’t need no fancy clothes
where’d you get them, goodness knows?
just show some civility.
act nice, act nice and gentle to me".

Snatch Wars

If you like Star Wars and love Snatch you gotta see this, it is the best thing I have seen in ages.
Thanks Knuckles

Father Vincent

I met Father Vincent on a night out in Manhatten. Father Vincent has a some what strange life. Normal man by day, but by night Father Vincent is a vampire ! Hosting nights at his local bar "Ottos Shrunken Head" Although not really a live music venue in the traditional sense. Otto's quickly became a fixture in the East Village music scene hosting an incredibly diverse group of bands playing everything from Lounge/Exotica, Rockabilly, Punk, Country, Rock, Garage, Metal, Surf and Acoustic/Singer/Songwriter. Ottos is situated at 538 E 14th St. Check it out !!

Which Came First ?

The McChicken Sammage or The Egg McMuffin ?

Dicky Dundee Mate

Paul Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Benny Grogan ?? No I cry !!!!!!! It's Dicky once more, in his astonishing blockbuster role as Dicky Dundee from Australia.
You all remember the blockbuster movie "Crocodile Dundee" starring Paul Hogan. Well in fact my sources tell me that Paul Hogan was so petrified by crocodiles that Peter Faiman the director of the movie hired the one and only Dicky to play all the dangerous parts in the movie.
You see Paul Hogan had developed a major complex from watching to many episodes of Neighbours and drinking to much Fosters lager that he had become paranoid about handling crocs. He feared that they would rip him to shreds while filming and his chiseled looks would go astray.( Little did he know at the the time that his entire face would become a total plastic catastrophe in the future ) anyway..........
In the 80s Dicky had traveled to New York in search of a career in acting amongst other things.
One night while Dicky played around the bars in his stomping ground of the east village he happened to bump into the famous directer Peter Faiman.
Faiman who directed the Neil Diamond 'Thank You Australia' Concert (1976) was a local celeb and was intrigued by Dicky as he walked into the bar. Surrounded by beautiful woman and carrying a stick to defend himself, Dicky couldn't help but draw the gaze of any innocent bystander.
Faiman approached Dicky and asked him to be a double for Paul Hogan, Dicky being Dicky decided to play the role of the rugged Australian wondering the streets of New York.
And there you have it. Dicky blows our minds once more with his talented self..
You Go Dicky !!


Withy a release date of the 26 September 1986

Florence and the Machine - Kiss with a Fist

Florence and the Machine are Florence Welch and a collaboration of other artists who provide backing music for her voice.
Kinda reminds me of Kate Nash in looks and her "hows you father hey" accent. While attending Alleyn's School in Dulwich, London an exclusive private school Welch was in a punk "musical collective" entitled The Toxic Cockroaches.
Buy Florence and The Machine's Album "Lungs" from iTunes NOW!!!

Our Puppy Monkey

Monkey...
Fece eating, carpet ripping, beggar, drooler, needy, cryer, noisy, A.D.D, no balls, funny eye, piece missing from his tongue, cock looks like lipstick but after all that, he is still our Monkey and the house wouldn't be the same without his stupid self being around. Monkey...You Suck, but your too cute.

Carla Bruni - Tout le monde

Relax,put the snails in the oven, pull the legs of some frogs and enjoy Carla Bruni Tout le monde.

Fix up, Look sharp-by dizzee rascal

When I heard this tune first in 2006 I had a feeling Dizzy Rascal was gonna be big, so it was in July 7 2008. The track "Dance Wiv Me" became Jo Whiley's Pet Sound for the week beginning June 2 2008. The single charted at Number 1 on download sales alone, a week before its physical release. His next two singles, Bonkers and Holiday, were also released under the record label, and these two again charted at Number 1.

Blur - Tender (Jools Holland)

Ah Blur, I think I have seen them at least three times and every time fantastic.
I remember in about ninety three or ninety four it was a battle between Oasis and Blur for the top of the UK charts. Im happy they got together again as I wasnt the biggest Gorillaz fan. Enjoy Tender by Blur on one of the greatest music TV shows ever, Jools Holland.

Hair Cut 100 Love Plus One HD

Not to be confused with Frogger Wards father, the band from the eighties Haircut 100 do Love plus one. A fine tune at that. Proving that the eighties where successful for somthing at least. Synthisizers and all you gotta love this tune !!!

Lenny Kravitz

"Are you gonna go my way" Which way Lenny, Jewish of African?? Lenny you are the one stop shop for Jews and Blacks.

Regina Spektor - That Time

Yesterday I was going through some old CDs that I had made up and found this tune from a couple of years ago. The song "That Time by Regina Spektor". Im not a huge fan of her music but I really like this tune.

Jizz In My Pants

The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009.
Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone.

(Directed by Kiv)

Daniel O'Donnell - Bitches & Hoes

Just fantastic. Poor Daniel god love him. Thanks Patricia Gorman.

Cow Song

Is maith liomsa !!

IRISH FARMERS

Go on ya boy ya Pat..!!

Arriving into New York

This is a movie I took coming from Chicago and landing in JFK airport New York.

L.A Ink's Kat Von D

L.A ink's Kat Von D with and without tattoo's. Either one will do thank you.

Charlie The Penis.

Love it !!!! Pooor Fatso

Paddy TXT'ING

With all the different variations on words and phrases these days brought on by txting and new technology I feel it appropriate that a feckin Paddy version be made public.

For example - LOL = Laugh Out Loud
- LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off

So what about the Paddy Version

For example - IML = Is Maith Liomsa
- FOAD = Fuck Off And Die
- TWH = Terrible Wedder Hey
- LTBE = Lick The Back End
- DHNB = Do Her No Bother
- WH = Well Horse
- YOAR = Yer Ones A Ride
- MB = Meath Bastard
- CAT = Conas Ata Tu
- IFL = It's Fecking Lashin
- TIBH = Things Is Bad Hey
- DOR = Deloris O Riordan
- WYBIARYSB = Where Ya Born In A Field Ya Stupid Bastard
- YFOS = Yer Full Of Shite

These are just a few of the top of my head, pls feel free to email me at shanegorman13@gmail.com and I will be sure to put them on the blog. Now FOAD !!!!

Tennis Dicky.

The one we all aspire to be, the one we admire the most, the one we crave, Yes it's Dicky!! Amongst other things Dicky has the ability to hit a tennis ball at one hundred plus miles an hour which makes him ace every serve. In fact that's where he got his nickname "Dicky The Ace". his love for tennis was indescribable but because of his connection with the K.G.B Dicky could never go public with his tennis skills and never make his dream of winning the "U.S open" complete.
He decided a disguise would be in order, So he thought to himself "what better disguise could a white male have"???? Then it came to him "I could make myself look like a black female tennis player and go by the name of Serena" Brilliant sez he and of he went and won the Open.
The saga continues and the legend grows stronger with every tale to be told.
The picture above was issued to me by the K.G.B, it shows a rare shot of Dicky slicing a ball in training.
You Go Dicky !!