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Monday, March 1, 2010

The Cock



In the picture we see a poor broken cock, if the tool was not broken it would have great characteristics such as...........

1 Big Nob
2 Loads of mad veins
3 A japs eye
4 Cylindrical shaft
5 Convertible helmet (depending on the conditions)
6 Pubes
7 Comes complete with gods glue
8 No battery's needed
9 The ability to change shapes
10 Two chubby guards to keep hands away from the weld.

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