Osama's Beard

I wonder who trims Osama's beard, I think I would be scared to do it. What if you accidentally nicked his big long face with he tip of the scissors, I bet he smells like benny_andersons in the summer. I'd say his head gear has got old jizz stains and stuff on it, I wonder if I showed him a box of just for men would he be into that sort of thing, maybe he is gay, i've only ever seen him hanging out with men, if he was gay would he be more of a ricky martin kind of a lad or more of a perez hilton kind of a lad.....either way Osama you are a fucking cock sucker.