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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Jumping Church



Ah holy Jesus don't talk to me about the Jumping church in Millockstown just outside of Ardee, it's easy to get to sure ya just head up the Black Road and look for everybodys favorite guide Paddy.Well the story of the Jumping Church according to Paddy is that it is a catholic church and some egit buried a prodistant man idin and in the middle of the night the gabel wall lepped from it's foundation to put the prodistant outside the church walls.So thats it except for the hill to the east that is elegidly the buriel ground for a king and all his soldiers complete with horses.A red haired man with two thumbs on his right hand must be born and he will know were the magic sword is that is stuck indside a rock.Once the ginger man pulls the sword from the stone it will awaken the sleeping army and they will free all of Ireland. If you get a chance go and visit Paddy at the Jumping Church it's a grand way to pass an hour sure.

4 comments:

  1. my auntie tooke me and my cousin there after we went to balapusta, and we met paddy and her showed us where the dog and the horse are, under the tree behind the bush!

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  2. Its amazing the shite you see on the web - but I am defnly going to Kildemock Jumping Church on our holidays in the wee county next week. Having said that I read around your site/blog & enjoyed it immensely and wish you all the best to get over your illness and too right - make silage!!!
    eoghan

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  3. Hey Shane, any idea how I'd get a hold of Paddy? Doin' a wee project on the Jumping Church, and like ya said Paddy's the man to talk ta! Here's me addy: mmcconnon@hotmail.com

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