Seperated At Birth

Lindsay Lohan spotted on vacation looking awfully like Golom from Lord Of The Rings. Precious !!

Some Snaps !

We have been working in New Jersey the arm pit state for the past week. The drive there is literally the drive at the start of the Sopranos which is kinda cool but the 2 hours it takes everyday to get there is a pain in the pipe It doesn't take long to piss you off. Surprisingly after the long trek the last thing that you would expect would be a nice beach town called Belmar. While we where working there I managed to take a few quick snaps at lunch. My favourite is the dead rat and the waves close up.

New Epidemic Sweeps New York

With the economic crisis tearing through the world like the Celtic tiger ripped threw Ireland a few years back, it is leaving behind a melting pot of disasters and epidemics.
One disaster is the amount of high rollers from business's such as Freddy Mac and Fanny Higgins that have killed them selves from the pressures of the media and the sheer amount of other peoples money that they lost.
The latest epidemic that is sweeping the U.S at the moment is called M.G.L, it stands for, Multi Generational Living. This epidemic is quite serious as it is causing mothers and fathers that have lost there jobs to move back in with there children to help them manage there finances. Researchers for the government have been looking into the crisis and have focused there attention on Ireland. The epidemic seems to have been occurring in Ireland for many years. The shocking thing is that the roles are reversed and it is the children that have been moving back in with there parents. They are calling it M.G.L Ireland. If you have noticed any of the following symptoms you could be smack bang in the middle of the epidemic crisis.

M.G.L Ireland Symptoms
-No Job
-Scratching
-Sleeping a lot
-Inability to do ones laundry
-Excessive consumption of alcohol
-Inability to understand ones age
-Watching television for hours
-Smoking lots of cigarettes
-Losing ones vehicle
-Walking up and down small towns streets for hours
-Going to the bar on Tuesdays around eleven a.m
-Terrible depression after spending seventy five percent of the dole money on Tuesday
-Staring into space
-Eating lots of toast and cereal
-Waiting for Fridays
-Dreading Mondays
-Considering going to Mass again
-Comparing things to the potato famine to make the situation seem better
-Massive consumption of Tay
-Putting one slice of ham on the sandwich instead of two

Those are just some of the shocking symptoms of M.G.L Ireland. Please take caution as M.G.L Ireland is getting worse by the day. Parents be advised to change the locks immediately.

Dirty Dominos Disgusting Deep Dish

Dominos Pizza is a pizza take out/delivery chain which is a staple of American diet across the nation. I have partaken in the Domino feast many times, but I think it will be no more.
These scumbags that work in the store have made total shite of the franchise, There slogan of a thirty minute delivery rarely pays off, as a forty five minute delivery plus usually is the case? I have often wondered what sort of beast makes the grub in these type of takeouts and dismissed the idea of a dirty knacker preparing my supposedly delicious deep dish. Now I'm sure that I will not be feasting on Dominos again. Thousands of people have stopped buying the food including myself and the store has been closed to sanitize and wash all the pubes down the drain, but I will not be taking the risk again that is for sure. A white trash girl took the video with her camera phone. She is equally as dirty as the guy, but they both claim it was a hoax and they where bored and had nothing else to do. I don't believe it. The two scum lords are now are in jail.
Personally I will not be buying Dominos Pizza no more.

Madonna Falls From Horse

Madonna obviously wasn't raised with horses. She fell and did herself in while having a spin on a horse in the Hamptons last weekend. She must be moving on to bigger and better things as A-Rod (any old Rod) mustn't have been big enough. I'm sure she will be back riding again soon.

Gaelic In The Future ?

I was in getting a CT scan this morning which thankfully shows up nothing new. It was no big deal at all really, the worst part was drinking the crap to highlight your innards. It was kinda spacey as the lasers and light where going and the electric bed an all.
It got me thinking about Gaelic football and how would it be possible to play it in the future. What would the ball be like, ? would the shorts be painted on to the players like a few years ago or what. So I went online and some lad claims to have gone about one hundred years into the future and he went to a Louth game and that's the picture to prove it. Not like I imagined at all.

Britney Spears Surprise Turn Up

At the Walk MS today we where posing for a picture at the lovely beach in Rye. Next thing a helicopter comes hovering in. Then some yoke comes flying down a rope and it only turned out to be Britney herself. She was heading on her way for the Circus tour in Manhattan when she spotted Mick from Dublin on the boardwalk and requested the pilot to stop as she could not contain herself. You see Mick is so much of a big sexy animal. She was dying to give him a quick lash before heading on with the tour. Luckily we had an innocent bi stander ready to take the snap. It truly was a mental day. You can see by the shot that Britney was ready for action and flexing her pythons for the shot. At one stage we all had a great laugh as Britney took the head of Damo with a slap by accident. You can see the smack in the shot. We all had a laugh. Shes not the worst of them the auld Britney. Lovely Lassie !!

Hobo Thief At My House

A couple of weeks ago I had a small job power washing a mansion in Riverdale New York. I hadn't got a good set of clothes to keep me dry as it has been a while since I have been power washing. I called my friend Brian Cassidy who claims to be a painter and I asked him for a lend of his skins. The job went grand, although it nearly killed me MS wise but the funny thing was, the bleach I was using ruined the pants and jacket of the skins. I dumped the pants at the job, but I took the jacket home with the thought of salvaging it. It was a waste of time as it was in shite. So I threw it in the bin. Today I was moping around the sitting room and I spotted a hobo coming in the driveway of my house so I opened the blinds a wee bit and watched. He was rooting away and taking some cans and bottles and then he spotted the jacket from the skins. He sized it up and being a strapping hobo the jacket seemed to fit him. So of he went up the road with a lovely new anorak for himself and a few old cans and bottles, god love him. Well I suppose I got a lend of it of a knacker so it's kinda fitting, pardon the pun. Caso you gypo...Wagwan. Above are the actual pictures.

My Blog In The Newspaper

Hubert Murphy of the Drogheda Independent has been following my blog from all the way from Drogheda Ireland. He is seen here with the Minister for the Environment and Green Party leader John Gormley and John Mulligan DI group editor. He has been doing some pieces about the blog which is just great for me. Thank you Hubert, I'm hoping he will have to come to Ardee in June because I'm having a shindig on Friday the 12th of June for MS Ireland. Below is the bit he did from this week.

Wednesday April 15 2009

I'VE been checking out Shane Gorman's blog again and what a great little piece he had in recently. Shane, who lives in New York, wrote that apparently the Obamas visited Ardee on their recent trip to London, where they were amazed to sample the good grub in Sizzlers (nothing new there!) and also the sheer number of pubs on one street!

To honour their visit they decided to erect their own image of Cuchulainn and Ferdia in Central Park and Shane has the picture to prove it!

Check him out on www. s h a n e g o rmanbigchimp.blogspot.com

Seth Armstrongs bit on the side !

Susan Boyle got talent and she has shown that on Britain's got talent the other night.
When she came out the audience where laughing at her but where soon silenced and cheering for the English country side lady. She sang a song from Les Miserables which was just fantastic. All three judges where blown away.

Interesting signs on the way to Washington

Here are a few of the many interesting signs and grafitti we seen on the spin to D.C.
My favorite is Rod Stuart love the Hamptons. Who's sitting there one night watching tele and says lets go out and spray Rod Stuart loves the Hamptons on a shutter ?
Of all the people to pick on. Only in New York sombody had to pick good old Rod, Ha it made me laugh.As for the Jezus one. Deadly

Hit the big time

I really have hit the big time, after meeting the Obamas the other day, Barack gave me a call and told me to get on highway ninty five and go to exit 17 and look out for the bridge. I hadn't got a clue what he was on about. So I hopped in the car and hit the road. With eyes pealed as I drove down the highway, I was wondering what Obama was on about. Then I seen it, like the eight wonder of the world. Barack the egit was so happy with the sausages on Sunday he went and named a bloody road after me. Well I was in shock to say the least !!

Me and the Obamas

Well it has been a roller coaster weekend going to Washington. First of all being invited for Easter breakfast at The White House was just mental. I didn't know should I bring a gift or what. Before leaving I stopped at the local Irish deli and purchased a load of good Irish grub because food is always appreciated.
After the long drive we finally made it, I couldn't believe the amount of security I had to get threw. Finally we got up to the entrance where I was greeted by Michele,Barrack and ex president Bush's wife. It was just mad.
So we all headed into the main lobby and we where escorted towards the kitchen, this is when I knew that stopping at the Irish deli was a good move.
Next thing I pulled out a load of Galtee sausages, black and white pudding,a batch loaf of bread and a load of rashers.Michele was so excited to have some of this lovely Irish stuff. So i said "grab the pan there Michele and we'll get the fry on".
I started of by getting the sausages on and Michelle started buttering the Batch loaf.It was funny because Barrack was just sitting back watching the Eastenders Omnibus edition, it was just like being at home. After about a half hour all was ready for the feast and we got stuck in.
I think Michelle liked the Black pudding the best, as for Barrack, he was buttering up the batch loaf and making sausage sandwich's like they where going out of fashion, It was mad at one stage the butter started dripping down his chin and we all had a great laugh and the craic was Ninety. Soon enough it was time to go and the dream was over but it was a great experience, so we finished up the tay and we had the last few Jaffa Cakes and then i had to go. It was lovely to meet the Obamas i must say. All and all great craic !!

Jesus Christ

Seen as it is Easter i couldn't resist this clip. God forgive me but it is funny !!

Hens

I am flat out making T-shirts for a load of Irish hens that are going on the razzle tomorrow night so the posts have been slow. I have a special recipe for making an Easter love cake that i will share with you all later today. I will also put up the T-shirts i have been slaving over, They look cool.

Mental Weather in New York

So today in New York the weather was just very strange. It all started this morning when it was a wee bit cloudy. Then it started to become grand but then next thing in a few minutes low and behold it started to belt feckin snow,on the 8th of April. So all was fine for a while again and then yet again more snow. This is the way things went on all day until about 3.00 p.m. I am convinced that the world is in big trouble and that the seasons are going to change which was apparent today. I asked Michael Fish and John Kettley the two most famous weather men in the U.K what they thought and they were devastated. Our sources quoted them as saying.....
Michael Fish - " Just Mental "
John Kettley - " Feckin mad weather sez I "

These quotes basically solidified the fact that global warming is in effect. Get your fingers out, if they say it, it must be true.

Steppin Up Son.

With a lot of African American people steppin up these days I bet Michael Jackson is really pissed of he tried to make himself white. Look at him now, wanker.

Some examples

President Obama - The first black president, running a country that's in shite.

Venus And Serena the Williams brothers - They could knock you out with a savage fore hand..

Linford Christy - The largest lunch box champion.

Tiger Woods - The best at hitting a ball with a stick.

Chris Bollox Brown - The best Female middle weight boxing champion.

The Refrigerator ( Chicago bears ) - No explanation needed.

Beyonce Knowles - The winner of the biggest hole award.

Michael Jordan - The winner of the biggest foot in America award.

P Diddy - The winner of the artist with the stupidest name award.

Oprah Winfrey - Best at sitting down and talking.

What where you thinking about Michael Jackson, whats the matter with you ?

I must add I am in no way racist, sure we have two dogs that are both black and white.

Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty ( Wanker )

It's no secret i can't stand this prick. The head of him makes me wanna get sick.
He was in court today and wore a texedo suit the asshole. His plead is not guilty which is so stupid, everybody knows he did it. I suppose money talks. I'd love to see him go to jail and get lashed out of it by some big silver backs that would treat him like he's a likkle girl.ah Bless.

Jesus The Terrorist

With Tommy Tiernan always getting into some sort of political controversy with the church or less fortunate people, i have decided to design this t-shirt for him with the hopes that he might wear it at the 72 hour stand up gig next weekend. It will have the caption "Is Jesus A Palestinian Terrorist" Please let me know what you think.

Ireland Beat Wales. Six nations ( highlights )

After 61 years the Paddys do it, Deadly Rugby game yesterday.
Incase you would like to learn some Welch, These are some must have phrases

My hovercraft is full of eels - Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod
Call the police! - Galw'r heddlu!
Good luck - Pob lwc!

Dont leave home without them !