New Epidemic Sweeps New York

With the economic crisis tearing through the world like the Celtic tiger ripped threw Ireland a few years back, it is leaving behind a melting pot of disasters and epidemics.
One disaster is the amount of high rollers from business's such as Freddy Mac and Fanny Higgins that have killed them selves from the pressures of the media and the sheer amount of other peoples money that they lost.
The latest epidemic that is sweeping the U.S at the moment is called M.G.L, it stands for, Multi Generational Living. This epidemic is quite serious as it is causing mothers and fathers that have lost there jobs to move back in with there children to help them manage there finances. Researchers for the government have been looking into the crisis and have focused there attention on Ireland. The epidemic seems to have been occurring in Ireland for many years. The shocking thing is that the roles are reversed and it is the children that have been moving back in with there parents. They are calling it M.G.L Ireland. If you have noticed any of the following symptoms you could be smack bang in the middle of the epidemic crisis.

M.G.L Ireland Symptoms
-No Job
-Scratching
-Sleeping a lot
-Inability to do ones laundry
-Excessive consumption of alcohol
-Inability to understand ones age
-Watching television for hours
-Smoking lots of cigarettes
-Losing ones vehicle
-Walking up and down small towns streets for hours
-Going to the bar on Tuesdays around eleven a.m
-Terrible depression after spending seventy five percent of the dole money on Tuesday
-Staring into space
-Eating lots of toast and cereal
-Waiting for Fridays
-Dreading Mondays
-Considering going to Mass again
-Comparing things to the potato famine to make the situation seem better
-Massive consumption of Tay
-Putting one slice of ham on the sandwich instead of two

Those are just some of the shocking symptoms of M.G.L Ireland. Please take caution as M.G.L Ireland is getting worse by the day. Parents be advised to change the locks immediately.