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Friday, December 31, 2010

Big Thing's That Happened In 2010

Here are some of the big thing's in 2010......

I'm gonna be a baby daddy,
The oil spill at Swaney Malone's,
The_Rubberbandits got recognition,
benny_andersons is still open,
33 Minors were pulled from a big hole in Chile.
Kate Middleton and Prince_William got hitched.
simon_cowell quit american idol.
bieber fever.
lady gaga.
facebook reaches five million users.
ardee got rocked by torrential schnow and feckin bastardin ice.
The ardee man blog nearly reaches Fifty Thousand hit's.                                                                                  The postman pat phenomenon . 
Richie_Cunningham's father die's.
ireland's economy is still fucked.
paris hilton caught with cocaine.
The jersey shores snookey.

These are but a few thing's I can think of at the minute.

Coconut Records "West Coast"

To anyone who knows anything about skateboarding mark-gonzales needs no introduction. To those who don't know, The Gonz is a legend, a fearless and anarchic exponent of a style of street skateboarding probably best described as insane.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Camera Phone Lenses

These two small yet powerful and finely constructed lenses, 
one fisheye and one combo wide-angle/macro
attach to your cell phone transforming your standard flat 
phone photos into wide and up-close wonders.
You can find these for forty quid at ..............

Kid getting shot on Google street, true or false ??

Google, one of the leading search engines, has one of its famous features called Google Maps where you can get a close up view of streets and directions. However, this does not end there; it can get pictures and images of buildings, malls, streets,businesses, roads, cars and of people walking on them. These interesting images include sometimes naked women walking on the beach, an old man walking on the street and now the most interesting according to Google search, the kid being shot on the street. The image was taken at Chicago on Oakley Avenue.
  There have been hilarious comments about the pictures, it has been said that the picture are merely kids playing toy guns. People were asking if the picture was taken intentionally or was a mere coincidence. Others are taking it seriously and are saying that some kid got shot. But there have been no reports regarding this.
Whatever it is, Google team was just passing by through one of their vans equippedwith cameras when they saw that a black guy was standing near the footpath with a gun in his hand and pointing it towards a young boy who was running towards his house.

Smith westerns - Weekend

Smith_Westerns are an indie rock band from Chicago, Illinois.[1] All of the members in the band are between the ages of 18-20. Their musical influences stem from the compilation albums Nuggets and Back from the Grave, along with David Bowie, Marc Bolan, and T. Rex.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

"The Sand" postman pat parody Johnny Yacuntya

Recently Facebook has been flooded with these awesome postman pat sound over clip's. The legendary creator of such video's can be found on Facebook under "Johney Yacuntcha".

Kon Kan

Kon_Kan was a Canadian duo of Barry Harris (vocals, keyboard, guitar) and Kevin Wynne (vocals) formed in the late 1980s in Toronto, Ontario. Their debut album, Move to Move (1989), produced the international hit single “I Beg Your Pardon”, which sampled Lynn Anderson’s “(I Never Promised You A) Rose Garden”.

New York City Sanitation Worker Wrecks Ford Explorer

Along with the recent foot of snow that fell in New York last Sunday also came the retarded New York City government workers. In the video we see Dumb_and_Dumber trying to wriggle a snow snowplough through a gap that is just to small.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Joe Dolce - Shaddup You Face (1980)

I feckin love this tune by joe-dolceIn July 1980 he recorded the self-penned "Shaddap You Face" for Full Moon Records label at Mike Brady's new studios inWest Melbourne. When in Ohio, Dolce would sometimes visit his Italian grandparents—they supplied the inspiration with "What's the matter, you?" and "Eh, shaddap". He wrote the song about Italians living in Australia and first performed it at Marijuana House, Brunswick Street, Fitzroy in 1979. Dolce paid AUD $500 for the recording and spent $1000 on the music video clip, which was created by Melbourne filmmaker, Chris Lofven. It became a multi-million-selling hit, peaking at No. 1 on the Australian Kent Music Report Singles Chart for eight weeks from November 1980, in UK from February 1981 for three weeks, also No. 1 in Austria, New Zealand and Switzerland. Dolce received the Advance Australia Award in 1981.

Sunday, December 19, 2010


This is what would have happened if Joseph and Mary were around in these times. Thanks Big Hammer.

Best Coast and Wavves: Got Something For You

Grab those Christmas weed grinders and sing along to “Got Something For You,” a duet by Taco Bell-approved couple Wavves and Best Coast. The song shows up on Target’s Christmas Gig compilation along with the likes of Guster, Bishop Allen, Blackalicious, and Crystal Antlers. You can currently stream the whole thing or each track separately, but will be able to press download starting 11/28. Take a listen above.

FAIL - EVO plummets and falls off dyno

Oh my god what a disaster, The rise and fall of the mitsubishi evo. EGIT"S !!!!!

Black Swan Trailer - Remix

If you have seen the movie trailer for black swan starring mila-kunis and natalie portman you like me have been fooled into thinking the movie would have shown some awesome racy girl on girl action, don't be fooled people, the movie is freaky weird......not in a kinky way.

Konis Hupen

Would ya look at the state of these fuckin bollox's.

Parrot Sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

This Parrot must like korn as well as nuts and stuff.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Greenscreen Grandmas

Everybody has them, everybody love's them....GRANNY'S ARE DEADLY.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

My mum's reaction to a giant snow cock i built in the front garden

I would have loved to do this on my mammy. Maybe I will surprise Molly some day.

Irish Wanking Bankers

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Rubberbandits - Horse Outside

The legendary Rubberbandits latest tune horse-outside Giddy Up Baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope it get's the number one spot for christmas.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Ireland at a stand still from snow.

Well if thing's weren't bad enough in Ireland with the bailout an all,  mother nature decided to give The Emerald Isle another kick in the ball's by lashing down six inches of snow on top o the old green fields.....
No more stony grey soil of Monaghan only slushy white shite to bait the band, sure the bicycle's wouldn't be going by in two's and three's for they can't get up the feckin road sure, plus Billy Brennan would have had to cancel the party in the barn for the cattle would all be idin in the hate.
 There will be no fish being sold on the street's of Ardee tomorrow as P.K the fish man is unable to get the truck down the feckin Drogheda road, on the plus side his fish will be nice and fresh as they will be on ice for next week. Paudy Bradley of the cheeky pigs also lucked out as his trade mark goggles came in handy whilst walking home from Benny Anderson's the other night. My sources tell me that the snow also has brought local Ardee man Vincent Clinton to his knees with insanity as he could be seen sliding down a hill naked yesterday evening in the vicinity of his home. Thankfully nobody was hurt or poked in the incident.
 The schools have all been shut down for fear that parent's driving kid's to school may get into a terrible accidents because of the icy road's, Here's an idea for you, why don't all the farmers with the savage tractors slap the trailers on the back, through a tarp on top and pick up all the childer and bring them to school for a small fee, the mother's that are then free to do as they please like watch Oprah and stuff could then make lovely bun's and stew and in turn sell that to the hungry farmer's that have been delivering childer to school all day in the tractors, which in turn could boost the economy.......Hello, think outside the box farmers and women who do nothing all day like Sabrina Dardis in Nobber.
 Vincent Gorman has been perplexed as to get a puppy or not, I think he really should as it would keep him busy and beside's that who doesn't love a new puppy, Rosemary Gorman on the other hand would need some persuasion as the cleaning would never be done about the house, but as I heard Arthur from the Chinese in Ardee once say  "if you had nothing to dirty the house why would you clean it" wise words Arthur, wise words.
 So I'll be on my way now for a nice walk to my friends apartment, I was gonna drive but seen as there is not a single trace of snow on the ground in New York I may as well walk.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Young Girl gets it very wrong

Look at the stars
look how they shine for you
little New Zealander

Osama's Beard

I wonder who trims Osama's beard, I think I would be scared to do it. What if you accidentally nicked his big long face with he tip of the scissors, I bet he smells like benny_andersons in the summer. I'd say his head gear has got old jizz stains and stuff on it, I wonder if I showed him a box of just for men would he be into that sort of thing, maybe he is gay, i've only ever seen him hanging out with men, if he was gay would he be more of a ricky martin kind of a lad or more of a perez hilton kind of a lad.....either way Osama you are a fucking cock sucker.

How NOT to Pour Aluminum Metal

Feckin egits, do they not know that the aluminium was not unstable but the water/moisture in the tools were. When you pour hot aluminum in the mold the water explodes, it turns into steam instantly and the volume of steam is 1700 times the volume of water (1/1700) so when the water/moisture pops it will push the aluminum away in a split second just like on the video. To prevent this you heat all the tools your using, not to get them hot but to dry all the water that might be there.

So So Glos - Lindy Hop

Finally a video for so-so-glos Lindy_HopThe Lindy Hop is a dance based on the popular Charleston and named for Charles Lindbergh's Atlantic crossing in 1927. It evolved in HarlemNew York City in the 1920s and '30s and originally evolved with the jazz music of that time. Lindy was a fusion of many dances that preceded it or were popular during its development but is mainly based on jazztapbreakaway andCharleston. It is frequently described as a jazz dance and is a member of the swing dance family.

Kate Middleton's lovely ring

In case you didn't see kate_middleton's lovely ring here are some pictures.

The Band- The Weight

A classic song from The_Band, Do they say " take a load of Annie or Fanny " I can't tell ? The members of the Band first came together as they joined rockabilly singer Ronnie Hawkins' backing group, The Hawks, one by one between 1958 and 1963. Upon leaving Hawkins in 1964, they were known as The Levon Helm Sextet (the sixth member being sax player Jerry Penfound), then Levon and the Hawks (without Penfound). In 1965, they released a single on Ware Records under the name Canadian Squires, but returned as Levon and the Hawks for a recording session for Atcolater in 1965.[1] At about the same time, Bob Dylan recruited Helm and Robertson for two concerts, then the entire group for his U.S. tour in 1965 and world tour in 1966.[2] They also joined him on the informal recordings that later became The Basement Tapes.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Rihanna - Only Girl (In The World) Parody

Awesome !!!! I can't wait to be old. Rihanna is so perty.

Liar Card Infomercial

Omg, did you ever see such muck.

Drug Dealers Caught on Google Street

East Williamsburg Drug Dealers Caught on Google Street View

The images show a trio of drug dealers hanging out outside Neighborhood Grocery on the northeast corner of Jackson Street and Kingsland Avenue, where they set up shop within 1,000 feet of a school. Those three men, along with four others, were arrested in a sting yesterday by cops disguised as "heroin-hooked hipsters" — presumably the crew's typical clientele. Not pictured here, the dozen or so pairs of shoes hanging on the power line above the bodega.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Call of Duty: Black Ops Gameplay

Call of Duty: Black Ops (also known as simply Black Ops orBO) is the seventh main installment of the Call of Duty series and was developed by Treyarch. The game was released on 9 November, 2010.  
With in an hour of it's release one million people had logged on to Xbox live which is amazing. So that does not include the people who where playing the single player campaign, Wii or Playstation 3. Multiply those numbers by $65 and you get a whole pile of cash going into Treyarch. Nice work....I usually get the game for my birthday every year do we will see on Sunday and if not sure i'll go and buy it meself.

Brutal Muay Thai Fight- Round 1,2 and 3

OMG Look at this. Muay Thai (ThaiมวยไทยRTGSMuai ThaiIPA: [mūɛj tʰāj]) is a hard martial art from Thailand. It is similar to otherIndochinese styles of kickboxing, namely pradal serey from Cambodiatomoi from Malaysialethwei from Myanmar and Muay Lao from Laos. Descended from muay boran, Muay Thai is Thailand's national sport.