Whilst being back in Ireland there is nothing more I like than going around all the lakes and having goon craic. Me, Skinny, Molly , Claudelle and the kids went to Rathescar Lake for a stroll but when we where going in it said Home Of The Giant Swan on the sign post. We said "what a load of shite". As we walked around all was calm until we spotted the Giant Swan. Luckily Skinny had taken a few dozen stale Ardee Bakery sliced pans.
I had a plan to ride the beast so i hid in the bush's while the gang coaxed the Monster over with the bread that came included with Blue Stuff attached.
Next thing I saw my opportunity and I took a leap and grabbed hold of the Giant Swans neck. It was quite the ride I can tell you. Molly only managed to get one picture as it was a real life or death situation. The Giant Swan quickly threw me from it's neck but it sure was great craic.
No animals where hurt in the making of this blog,,, only me.
U HAVE MORE NECK THAN THAT SWAN,R WERE U A T REX FAN,RIDE A WHITE SWAN,ONE OF THEIR BIG HITS.
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