You've read the headline now read the story. It's true Britney Spears went stone feckin mad in Ardee just this very Monday morning. Sources say she got upset that the fish van wasn't going to be in the town until Friday morning and she lost the rag, breaking the windows in The Railway Bar along with shouting profanity's at the locals. She then fled to Blondie Callans demanding a short back and sides. Immediately after she was seen tearing up Sean O Carroll street like a banshee on crack, Then with a leap like a woman possessed she horsed over Donal Mc Goeys wall and retrieved a large green brolly. She then began to creep up to Mc Goeys corner where she could be seen stalking a lovely Massey Ferguson that was coming up the town. She jumped into the middle of the road and tried to stick the brolly threw the spokes of the tractor. Little did she know the Massey is made as thick as a Tonka and has a sound that would make a wolverine purr. The driver scratched his head as if to say don't do it ya silly hooer. God love her, she got dragged have way to Dromin where she was found later by the guards and brought down to the station for some tay and a rasher sammage. Sources say she loves rashers and she began to feel better straight away and she will be grand for the Circus Tour in The Bohemian Center on Wednesday night at nine straight after the bingo.
Photo By Peter Duff.
u are stone feckin mad lad
ReplyDeletei love rashers too. Jaffa
ReplyDeleteJaysus,Gummidge,thats some craic.Never mind about the Dags windows,Brendan says takings have rocketed since Britney announced she is to guest with local officianados,Raymond McNiece and Willie Reilly after the Bingo in the Railway Bar.P.K the fishman has advance orders for two months,and Donal McGoey is to ask Britney to promote a new racy line in garden umbrellas.Looks like the Celtic Tiger is back.
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