Hulk Hogan Rescues Sex Slave Sheep In Ardee.

Tragedy stuck Ardee Co.Louth today as a wild sheep sex orgy went astray.
Things where quiet in the town until about eleven o'clock this morning when some yahoo from an unknown location was protesting on the church grounds over the law brought in about sheep marriages. He decided to have a wild sex fling on the church grounds with a flock of innocent sheep that he had robbed from somewhere up at Funshog. All was well as he was belting away in protest until the announcement was made on the radio that Finlays where putting the tickets on sale for The Ting Tings at Slane this year, that's when things went horribly wrong.
The locals got into such a panic they all fled down the Drogheda road at once. Two cars and a tractor went hay wire and skidded on to the grass killing the man stone dead and injuring several sheep. As if things weren't bad enough, sources say the surviving sheep got so startled they began to flee the scene.
When out of no where like a big Blondie angel comes none other than Hulk feckin Hogan on a bloody scooter. With no thought for himself Hogan sprang into action and began rounding up the sheep like some sort of new age cowboy, Never was there such a scene to be seen. We managed to grab a few words from Hogan before he headed of down the River Dee to continue his fishing trip with John Sherry. He said " Yeah brother, what a bunch of feckin egits' do you wanna feel my pythons brother, oh yeah " and then he headed off like a bat out of hell. Sources said Hogan was later spotted wearing just his red trucks running from Mullens to The Castle Inn pissed out of his skull. It's a funny auld town.