Things i wonder about ?

These are some things i wonder about ?

If your granny fell in the woods, does she make a sound ?

If a black man gets a black eye, do you call it an eye ?

If a China man went skying, would he tell his friends he hit the slopes ?

Would Ex President Bush have made a joke to his wife about her bush ?

If an Irish man was in the Bronx and said he was going out to smoke a fag, would the homies think he was going to shoot a homosexual ?

If a Pakistani was on floor trying to catch a mouse and you dropped a ham sandwich on his head wouldn't it be funny to say "here Hamid ya feckin egit, catch that mouse"

Would your computer explode if you Goggled Google ?

Why did St. Paul keep writing to the Corinthians if they never wrote back to them ?

What was the best thing before sliced bread, big sandwich's ?

If a Gypsy is tired would he say he's knackered ?

Where else would a bear shit, but the woods ?

Is it not racist to call a Blackbird a Blackbird seen as all the white birds have names like seagulls and Pelicans ?

If a Mexican can't do something is it OK to call him a Mexicant ?

If a Polish woman is pregnant is it OK to say she got poled ?

If a homeless man got on a bus, would he never know where to get off ?

If a China man was cold in the morning would he say "It's velly Nrippy" ?

If Lawrence Fishburne burnt a nice piece of cod wouldn't it be a shame ?

If a suicide bomber got knocked down by a car wouldn't it be funny ?

If Robert Plant got led poisoning, wouldn't it be mad ?

If the Massey is Classy is the Zetter really better ?

If there is grass on the pitch play ball, what if there aren't any goals. Then what ?

Even though some cows kick when attached to the milking machine, do they really love it ?

If the Kinks where from China would they have been called the Chinks ?

They are just some of the things i wonder about.